Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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