Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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