we have officially lost it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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