ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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