omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
im on a boat
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