there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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