I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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