This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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