Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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