ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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