Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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