How'd it feel making her break her religion?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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