too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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