We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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