We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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