We need to rekindle our bromance
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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