I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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