So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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