It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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