this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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