so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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