"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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