I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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