D3 body, D1 cock
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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