New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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