i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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