Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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