She's JV to your varsity
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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