i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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