i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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