You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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