you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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