is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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