omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize
