Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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