sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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