what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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