quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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