I can't breathe out the right side of my face
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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