CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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