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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The feeling are messing with the penis
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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