Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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