I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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