I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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