Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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