It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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