You're so nebulous sometimes
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
love makes seman taste better
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
