Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
