i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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