We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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