Tell her she can't have a vagina
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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