He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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