I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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