The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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