Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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