Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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