That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
In other news, I just burned my penis
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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